
Really?
Check out the photo on the left. Does this kind of advertising drive you nuts too? Seriously…84% less packaging than glass jar by weight. Same amount of nuts. This is supposed to entice me to buy this product??? I’ve racked my brain and the only POSSIBLE benefit I can see would be if I was stockpiling protein foods in preparation for 12/12/12 and didn’t want to overburden my pantry shelves.
And remember the old jingle “two scoops of raisins in every package of Kellogg’s Raisin Bran”? Even as a 7 year-old kid, I knew that a scoop wasn’t a standard unit of measurement. I also figured that if the folks at Kellogg’s were putting “two scoops into every package,” the raisin-to-flake ratio would be better in the small box. (I pointed this out to my mother in the grocery store as she was reaching for the Family-Sized box. She didn’t buy into my logic.)
Of course, advertisers are not the only ones who are guilty of this sort of faux-benefit blah blah blah. The branding folks do it too. In a terrific video by FastCompany, Dan Heath shows how a great mission statement like:
“Our mission is to serve the tastiest damn pizza in Wake County.”
can morph into corporate-speak gobbledygook:
“Our mission is to present with integrity the highest quality entertainment solutions to families.”
Sound familiar? So what about us marketers? Surely we always craft clear, concise content that evokes emotion and makes the reader scream “Yes! This is EXACTLY what I am looking for! Sign me up!” We never, ever use words like:
- Leverage
- Synergy
- State-of the-art
- Value-add
- Ahead of the curve
- Utilize
- Cutting edge
- Robust
- Innovative
- Monetize
Guilty of using these too often? Most of us are. The end result? The piece we have worked so hard to create shouts “WE ARE EXACTLY THE SAME AS EVERYBODY ELSE!”
So think about your offers, your messages, your words. In their book, Content Rules, authors Anne Handley and C.C. Chapman remind us “Produce great stuff, and your customers will come to you. Produce great stuff, and your customers will share your story for you. More than ever before: Content is king! Content rules!”